Job description : Open the 123rd page of any book and type out 5 lines starting from the 6th.
I've taken a liberty to repeat an entire exchange of telegrams which cover the 123rd page.
Aunt : Come at once. Travers.
Wooster: Perplexed. Explain. Bertie.
Aunt : What on Earth is there to be perplexed about, ass? Come at once. Travers.
Wooster : How do you mean come at once? Regards. Bertie.
Aunt : I mean come at once, you maddening half wit. What did you think I meant? Come at once or expect an aunt's curse first post tomorrow. Love. Travers.
Wooster : When you say 'Come' do you mean 'Come to Brinkley Court'? And when you say 'At once' do you mean 'at once'? Fogged. At a loss. All the best. Bertie.
Aunt : Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It doesn't matter whether you understand or not. You just come at once, as I tell you, and for heaven's sake stop this back-chat. Stop being a fathead and come immediately. Love. Travers.
Wooster calls his butler Jeeves.
Wooster : Jeeves, What do you make of these telegrams.
Jeeves : I think your aunt wants you to go at once, sir.
Wooster : Do you get that feeling too?
I'm at a loss as to whom to tag coz i think noone will be as vetti as I am :P
But cheers to Lee , my inspiration to come up with arbit crap :)
10 comments:
Wow! I know nobody will believe this but a similar incident happened in my case with me being the Wooster... :-D
and you just gave me an idea for my next blog-post... Thank you very much :-)
I agree... this is arbit crap, but this is funny arbit crap... :-D
Cheers! :-)
I take pride in you, little kid. :D
heh heh heh,, doesnt this remind me of an "glowing" bulb incident :P
And btw what do u mean by " I'm at a loss as to whom to tag coz i think noone will be as vetti as I am :P"
You forget that people like me do exist :P
Welcome to Hyd :)
Of course!! We have no clue bout each other.. Btw, don't you blog frequently?
Ah!
Wodehouse forever,
I vividly remember this particular exchange, but which book was it?
Let me have a shot...
Thank You, Jeeves?
Or was it Right Ho, Jeeves...;-)
Anyway, You've read a lot of Wodehouse?If so, favorite character..
Its right ho jeeves..my fav character is lord emsworth (from blandings castle ) and Uncle fred (not from blandings castle ;) )
i had to type pgmszfq to put this comment :P
Im bulbing...[:o]
ah...wodehouse, one of those authors whose books i don't put down, once i lift it, other being salman rushdie :)
Ever tried Rushdie before?? :)
And don't forget I AM VETTI :P
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